Sooo I have given myself plenty of days to gather interesting writing material, and let me just say, it is just that. My interview = Fail. There is nothing more awesome than showing up 20 minutes early to interview with someone who is 30 minutes late. Unless your awesome scale ranges higher than mine for having to keep eye contact with someone who looks like they have the eyes of an 80 year old. Cataracts. Not to be rude, but they freak me out a little. According to him, my work history was too spaced out. Sorry, I had a baby. I am pretty sure he just went ahead and hired some fresh faced, perky, high school girl with nice tits. I may just be bitter haha. Speaking of tits, in my insane attempt to lose weight, I have gone from a 42DDD to a 44F. What the fuck does that even mean?
"Hi, My name is God and my idea of fun is giving you breasts SO large that running will be impossible. You're welcome in advance."
In case you lost track of the fail-o-meter:
Interview = Fail
Tits = Fail
Anywho. I am not the only one failing in the job search department. Jason hasn't had any luck either. Things will get where they need to be tho. I don't believe in staying in ruts for too long.
Hmm lets see...the cops got called on Jason because he was smoking what looked to be a "joint" according to what ever idiot had a phone handy at the time. It wasn't really a joint f.y.i. haha it was a hand rolled cigarette, but the poor souls around here don't know any better.
So we have:
Stellar = Free Incubus tickets.
I guess I can't really complain.